FASA 365 Day 261, Demonic Doll or Possessed Puppet.

For 1879

Evil Demonic Spirit rumored to have taken residence in Childrens’s Puppet Theatre, “Punch” Puppet.

Excerpt from London Times article:

“Nobody notice a difference. A you know, Punch and Judy can be quite violent at times. The Children love them so.”

One of the young audience members, seated in front of the puppet stand said he felt wetness beneath him. Fearing that he had soiled himself from laughter he opted to not draw attention and possibly miss the rest of the show, he ignored it and said nothing.

Another child pointed out the puddle of blood escaping from beneath the puppet shows curtained booth. Laughing the whole time, he thought it was part of the show.

Finally, local constabulary investigated. Whereby the puppet was quoted,

“If the Brat hadn’t seen the puddle,

nobody would have had a hunch.

When the copper found the master’s body,

he promptly lost his lunch.”

The Puppet then literally flew from the scene.

Scotland Yard is now confiscating all “in service” Punch Puppets in hopes of finding the paranormal puppet. Minus a prompting performer up his skirt.