Creatures of FASA

FASA 365 Day 46, Confusion Sea Turtle, 3ft diameter, 5ft reach at the flipper.
Named by the first witness, a “Drunken Sailor” who couldn’t tell if it was coming or going.
The unfortunate sailer was found covered in an extremely foul smelling green algae, repeating the same statement again and again.
Quote: “That ain’t its head, it’s a tail, and dont try to look it in the eyes.”